Mithmeoi

There once was a cat,
who thought he was a rat,
Imagine that!
He’d sit up at night eating cheese,
Just as he pleased.

One day a dog came along trotting,
He told the cat to move along or he’d soon be rotting,
The cat looked the dog square in the eye,
He said that be the case you’ll soon be puppy pie,
The dog growled and snarled,
The cat howled and yowled,

They kept at it all day,
And it didn’t pay,
Finally when darkness came,
The cat suddenly became sane,
He ran from the dog,
And he hid under a log,
The dog began to trail,
He was faster than a snail,

The dog jumped over the log,
But hadn’t noticed the bog,
He tried to stop,
But the ground was as slimy as a wet mop,
He flew into the bog,
And that’s the last that was heard of that dog,

The cat began to smirk,
Just like Captain Kirk,
He no longer thought he was a rat,
He knew he was a cat,
So he slipped off into the night,
Then, some say, he took up flight.

Poem written (typed) by the Greykitty. 
This was created (it was really?) on Feburary 2^nd 2004.