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Attack of the SFX!

I recently was reminded of a horrible movie I watched a couple years ago, this film is called “Attack of the Sabertooth”.  It’s reputation online, worst special effects ever.  I really cannot find anything to compare to this movie.  B grade film?  How about Z grade movie?  If they would ever go that low on the ranking scale.  It’s awful. We, my husband and I, were lured into watching it because the cover looked really cool. *whispers* It’s a lie….

This movie was like a lamewad rip off of Jurrasic Park, stupid scientist guy wants to build a park for sabers so people can pay him yadda yadda. Well the sabers go mad and start to eat people. *gasp* Didn’t see that one coming! This movie is SO bad it’s funny, it’s so bad that I actually enjoyed watching it just to see how bad it could get. The “special effects” are so absolutely terrible that it made the movie enjoyable to a certain extent. Not to mention the bad acting. The deaths were so fake, one guy starts screaming and it almost sounds like he’s trying not to laugh. They never really explain things in the movie once the cats start killing either, and the end… well it just ends. It’s one of those “…wait that’s it?” moments.

I found some of the great highlight clips of this movie on youtube.

Just run through some of those clips, the best one being near the end when this giant golden statue that looks like it was conceived in Windows Paint, thrown into picture it to make it look shiny, then motioned tweened in flash. You can see the actor trying to hold still to wait for the giant tooth to come crashing down on him. Most shots you can see the actors just stand there like durrrr there’s a special effect coming, mustn’t move or we might make it hard on the sfx crew.

I would say if you’re looking for a horrible movie to shoot rubberbands at the tv screen on, check this one out. It’s just so horrible, I have to share it with the world. This movie ranks a 9.5 on my epically bad movie-o-meter. Yes believe it or not there are still ones out there worse than this…which I might post about later.

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Movie Time!

I’ve seen so many movies in the last couple weeks.  So here’s two reviews, and I’ve got more to come,

The Road:

I had seen the trailers and thought, “Hey! This looks like it could be a cool movie, lots of action!” Boy was I wrong! This movie is so boring I started to fall asleep, I’m glad I did not waste my money on it in cinemas.

I think the trailers for this one were the most misleading I’ve ever seen. The only redeeming quality this film had was Viggo, but even he could not save it.

One thing I hated was the shots in this film jumped around so much it got confusing. Flash backs are nice, yes but freaking put them in front of the scene that would make more sense. For example they show a shot of two people playing the piano, ok cool but then they cut to some random shot that has nothing to do with a piano. Then ten fifteen minutes later they actually show the reason for the flashback, the father finds a piano and then mourns the loss of his wife. Why couldn’t they have just put that AFTER he finds the piano, it would have made much more sense.

Storyline was so tedious I ended up looking at the clock about five times before the movie ended thinking “When is this ever going to end? Does the kid ever get kidnapped?” No he does not, even though it looked like it in the trailer. No all this movie is is the trip a father and son take to the east coast, and the father dies and leaves the kid and… FFFFFFFFF BORING! All the other characters in the film stay around for maybe a grand total of five minutes, then you don’t see them anymore. This movie was about two hours long, it felt more like four. They are put in so many situations where an amazing action sequence could have been put in but no they just LEAVE. Nobody chases them or anything. So much setup and so much let down. I kept hoping till the end.

And another thing! They show so many flash backs but not ONCE do they actually say WHY the world is in chaos now, why barely anybody is alive, why all animals are dead, etc. That annoyed me to no end. They showed random giant fires, cities that are completely trashed, but never once even drop a hint of what happened. Ok I can use my imagination but it would be nice to know what these people went through BEFORE just to have a little background.

So my opinion, boring boring boring movie, I will never watch it again. Don’t even bother with it unless you want to watch a bunch of lame dialog and a crybaby boy tailing his paranoid father around a world that’s been blown up and burned to a crisp just to see him die at the end.

The Book of Eli:

I went into this movie hoping it wouldn’t suck. I’ve seen quite a few bad post apocalyptic films lately and none would I watch again. Either boring beyond all reason or there was just no point to the movie at all. So this film was refreshing. It’s not the most fast paced movie ever, but it had a good storyline, and interesting characters, it also makes you think a little.

The ending isn’t terribly predictable actually, which I liked. It was kind of a twist ending. The acting was pretty good and the storyline was rather interesting. One thing that really caught my attention was the music. It’s eery but quite good, slow but still enjoyable. Really adds to the feel of the film. The entire movie is shot in a sepia tone, which I haven’t seen for a while.
It was also kind of nice to see the Bible mentioned in a major film and it wasn’t being bashed. It showed how it will never be used for evil, the “twist” near the end and how a true believer is so devoted even to the end when they hear “the call”.
The movie is a little gory in places but it doesn’t really dwell on it.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys post apocalyptic type films, and movies that provoke a little thought.

More reviews soon, cause I just got back from “Knight and Day”, will be seeing “Inception” soon and I have seen “Repo Man” “Shrek 4″ and “Robin Hood”.  I’ll put a little blip about all of them here.

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Two Films

So this last weekend we went to see Law Abiding Citizen. I can just say WOW, this movie was intense. It was kind of weird to see Butler in that kind of a role too. It’s a thinking movie and it keeps you guessing how it’s going to end till near the end. The actors are great, the story is interesting, the basic jist of the movie is it’s about a father who witnessed his wife and daughter be murdered. The courts let the murdered go and gave the accomplice the death sentence but only ten years later. The man feels he’s been screwed over by the judiciary system and starts to kill people off one by one, starting with the accomplice. How he kills them is the most interesting part, and it’s left up to a lawyer to figure it all out.

It’s definitely one worth seeing. If you like crime/thriller type movies.
Toy Story 3! It was good, I enjoyed it, but it’s still not going to top the first one in my opinion. Something was missing to it, and I don’t think there was a enough Buzz. It kinda seemed like they tried to cram too much into one movie and were kind of running out of time. The animation, the music, and everything is really good. It is a worthy sequel, but I still just prefer the original. I do recommend checking it out though in cinemas. Maybe not in 3D as there’s nothing really astounding in it that would really look awesome in 3D but just in regular format.

So that’s my opinion on those two movies. I got a couple more movies to post about but for now… this’ll do.

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