Well some stuff came up and our holidays were put on hold sadly. I was really looking forward to it, but oh well. Stuff happens. SO now I have THREE movie reviews. YES! *gasp* I’m only going to do one at a time… So lets get started!
New Moon one of the most overrated, over-hyped, boring, cliche movies of the year! I was so bored during this movie I didn’t follow half of it. I watched it just to see why everyone was raving about it and to be able to properly make fun of it and not have someone say “WELL did you REALLY watch it???” So it starts off with Bella and Edward being all lovey lovey, they have some kind of b-day party… I think that’s what it was. All his vamp friends are there and Bella gets a papercut, omg! And a vamp tries to jump her and suck her bloooood. Yippee so Eddy finds that he can no longer be with Bella, cause of a stupid papercut, and that he cannot protect her anymore or he might end up sucking her blood too! Hurr hurr really great so far. So he dumps her, and she goes all emo, crys, screams etc, and as my friend put it, she doesn’t just scream, she wails like a woman in labor. So Bella has angsty angst cause her beloved Eddy ditched her and she starts doing dangerous things cause that’s the only time his ghostly apparition of him appears before her to chastise her for doing something stupid. Like… jumping off of cliffs into the ocean!
So this one guy, who happens to be a werewolf, decides to take it upon himself to protect her and make her all safe and tries to get into her pants, I mean uhm loves her. And then there’s this ridiculous part where she pisses off the werewolves and they explode, yes literally explode, into their werewolf form, but they don’t look like weres, more like giant malformed feral wolves. Not so epic battle ensues and such. I kinda stopped paying attention after this because it was getting so ridiculous. Oh yeah and the cgi, the best shot was used in the trailer. Yes it is that sad.
So after many chases of vampires and exploding werewolves we FINALLY get to the main point… I think it was the main point. Anyways Eddy heard that Bella died when she jumped off the cliff, cause she’s a frontal lobotomy patient now. So he wants to kill himself cause a life without her is not worth living…ok whatever. That coming from a guy that’s already undead. So he’s about ready to present himself to the council of really creepy vamp dudes, one looks like the guy from cradle of filth psh, and she barges in to save the day! And all of them, rather than just killing her are all amazed that none of their magical powers work on her. Ok… she’s REAL special, must be that missing part of her brain. So they decide Eddy can live…and then I … can’t remember what happened cause I zoned out again till it got to the end. TWO HOURS it gets to the point where Ed is all MARRY ME BELLA SO WE CAN MAKE UNDEAD BABIES AND THEN I’LL TURN YOU VAMP JUST LIKE MEEEE. 8D And she’s like OH EDDY! The end.
I could say it was an incredible waste of my time but half the time I was drawing or chatting and lost my focus on the movie cause it was that bad and that boring. So I’ll just say it was a waste of my precious bandwidth. I really don’t know what people see in these movies. I haven’t seen the first film, my friend filled me in on it, and she said the second was better so GOOD LORD I DUN WANNA WATCH THE FIRST ONE. I hated this movie, it was horrible, stupid scripting, bad cgi and boring boring boring story, and plot…wait what plot?
Oh yeah there was this one line in the movie I about died laughing at. Bella was talking to her new werewolf buddy and commenting about how warm he was, and with a comment/ pick up line said “Oh you’re so warm it’s like you’re your own sun!” teehee. -.- Ok well it’s maybe not the exact quote, but you get the gist of it. X3