I recently was reminded of a horrible movie I watched a couple years ago, this film is called “Attack of the Sabertooth”. It’s reputation online, worst special effects ever. I really cannot find anything to compare to this movie. B grade film? How about Z grade movie? If they would ever go that low on the ranking scale. It’s awful. We, my husband and I, were lured into watching it because the cover looked really cool. *whispers* It’s a lie….
This movie was like a lamewad rip off of Jurrasic Park, stupid scientist guy wants to build a park for sabers so people can pay him yadda yadda. Well the sabers go mad and start to eat people. *gasp* Didn’t see that one coming! This movie is SO bad it’s funny, it’s so bad that I actually enjoyed watching it just to see how bad it could get. The “special effects” are so absolutely terrible that it made the movie enjoyable to a certain extent. Not to mention the bad acting. The deaths were so fake, one guy starts screaming and it almost sounds like he’s trying not to laugh. They never really explain things in the movie once the cats start killing either, and the end… well it just ends. It’s one of those “…wait that’s it?” moments.
I found some of the great highlight clips of this movie on youtube.
Just run through some of those clips, the best one being near the end when this giant golden statue that looks like it was conceived in Windows Paint, thrown into picture it to make it look shiny, then motioned tweened in flash. You can see the actor trying to hold still to wait for the giant tooth to come crashing down on him. Most shots you can see the actors just stand there like durrrr there’s a special effect coming, mustn’t move or we might make it hard on the sfx crew.
I would say if you’re looking for a horrible movie to shoot rubberbands at the tv screen on, check this one out. It’s just so horrible, I have to share it with the world. This movie ranks a 9.5 on my epically bad movie-o-meter. Yes believe it or not there are still ones out there worse than this…which I might post about later.
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I’ve updated my database now and I’m slowly getting rid of the comments but it’s gonna take a while and I don’t feel like deleting the whole gallery as it took me long enough to get it built up again!
Psh… anyways. So just a little update. I been busy busy busy working on the Jasper book. It’s a kid’s book about cats and I’ve got all but five drawings done for it. There were 31 in total. Whew it’s been hard work and I have enjoyed it but I’m gonna be very happy to have it finished finally.
I’m finishing up the last few private commissions I owe as well.
Health stuff I mentioned a few posts ago is doing better! The boil is healing still but no more nurses and no more bandages. :D Spider bite is gone just the skin returning to normal now. So YES glad that is going finally.
Paperwork for my husband’s visa is done! He can come back to the states with me now!
Quite pleased about that. Gonna be heading back in September, so this is a busy month between working on the book, packing, and other random stuff we have to fit in before we leave.
As for movies, I saw Knight and Day a couple weeks ago. Pretty good movie, it was fun. Nothing serious at all in it so don’t expect that. Both actors were really great together, good chemistry. I also saw Inception and that was a good movie too. Leonardo DiCaprio is getting better as an actor… in my opinion. I couldn’t stand him back in his Titanic days. Maybe just cause I hate Titanic… but anyways. It got a little laggy in some places but overall really a cool movie. The concept was trippy. Both of them I’d see in theaters just cause…
So that’s all for now. I’ll be updating once I finish the book and the rest of my commissions.
There’s new art posted too. Thanks for reading!